Bruised, Broken, and Destroyed-The Detailed TLC Review

Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match-Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler(C)

Tables, Ladders, and Chairs started off with a kick. We had a mat-based wrestler, a high-flier, and a cheat. This match started off well enough with the usual vibe of a WWE match. Both Swagger and Kingston double teamed on Dolph at the beginning of the match, but that didn't last long as they soon butted heads and got into their own little tussle. Now as all ladder matches, this one was fast-paced and had alot of action in it. It was also extremely suspenseful and had a very unexpected ending, as both Swagger and Kofi knocked the title down, only to have Dolph scurry under the ladder and pick it up.

Winner-Dolph Ziggler
Rating-7/10

Divas' Two-on-Two Tornado Tag Tables Match-LayCool vs. Beth Phoenix and Natalya

Well, you can pretty-much say that the event slowed down a bit with this match. I was rooting for Layla, not Michelle, all the way, but alas the team of Beth and Natalya proved to be to strong. This was fairly entertaining for a Divas' match and did keep me glued to the television, although I did go to the restroom once as usual during Divas' matches. All in all the ending was extremely predictable and non-suspenseful.

Winner-Beth Phoenix and Natalya

Rating-4.5/10(High for a Divas' Match!)

Number One Contenders Ladder Match-John Morrison vs. Sheamus

See, what I did there, its pale white for Sheamus!!!! Anyways, this is arguably the best match of the night as it was suspenseful, fast paced and slow paced at the right times, painful to watch at times, and unpredictable as the match went up and down for both competitors. I will say that this is the first match of the night were the result made me happy. This match had many great moments, and could have been a match at Wrestlemania, as it was so good.

Winner-John Morrison

Rating-9.5/10

WWE Championship Tables Match-The Miz(C) vs. Randy Orton

This was a fun match between the champion and former champion. As you could guess, The Miz's apprentice Alex Riley got involved, but found himself being smashed through a table and RKO'ed for his troubles. This match ended in the Miz retaining through cheap methods as he did his finisher to Randy and moved Alex Riley's lifeless body out of they way and replaced it with Randy's while the ref was down.

Winner-The Miz

Rating-8/10

WWE Championship Tables Match-The Miz(C) vs. Randy Orton

Didn't I just review this, you may be asking yourself, well guess what, I didn't. You see, it turns out our friend, the Ref, looked at the replay and saw The Miz's cheap methods to win and called for the match to be restarted. Well, things got started fast with Randy Orton dominating for a whole thirty seconds before getting smashed through a table. Way too short and pointless as the result was the same as before.

Winner-The Miz

Rating-2.5/10

Tag Team Championship Match-Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater vs. Santino and Kozlov

This match was mainly added to the card so that it could push the whole, "This is what I am going to do to Cena tonight." storyline. The match was a short match that had Kozlov and Santino retaining. After the match Nexus does their usual thing by beating up poor Kozlov and Santino and Barrett shows us what he is going to do to Cena later.

Winner-Santino and Kozlov by DQ

Rating-5/10

World Heavyweight Championship TLC Match-Kane(C) vs. Edge vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio

This was a great match, and ties John Morrison vs. Sheamus for match of the night. You see, this match could of easily been a 10/10, but it was extremely predictable. Everybody knew that they were going have Edge win, and in the promo before the match they showed Kane as being one of the thirty men in the Rumble. The current champion can't be in the Rumble!!! They gave it away, so it brought it down half a rating. The match itself had its moments, and hopefully Kane will win the Rumble, so I can forgive Edge for taking the WHC away from my favorite heel, Kane!
Winner-Edge

Rating-9.5/10

One-on-One Chairs Match-John Cena vs. Wade Barrett

Yawn...another predictable match, and not that fun to watch either. The match started off extremely slowly, so slow that I almost fell to sleep. It got a little better after that, but once again John Cena failed to act like he was injured even after being hit with a steel in the gut two times and on the back once. I mean seriously, the guy was being choked with a steel chair and still got up like it was nothing! I like the guy, but if he won't even sell an injury then I don't know if I should. Anyways, enough of my ranting. This was an average match overall with Cena picking up the win.
Winner-John Cena

Rating-5/10

Overall Rating-7.5/10(Great)